Zèro says:
Oh Luckey-chaaaaaaaaan. Please come out and Plaaaaaaaaaaaaay. ROFL

Black Crimson says:
No. I don't play.

Zèro says:
Awwwww. TwT

Black Crimson says:
I hang out, but I don't 'lay'. I don't have time anymore.

Zèro says:
I understand. *nods and laughs*

Black Crimson says:
I'm either working or working on something else.

Zèro says:
The outcome is the same: You're working.

Black Crimson says:
damn straight.

Zèro says:
lol

Black Crimson says:
Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!

Zèro says:
That was random.

Black Crimson says:
I know.

Zèro says:
*Scotish accent* They're gonna have a quicky. And an Afternoon Delight!

Black Crimson says:
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

Zèro says:
Wow... a crossover of ugly betty and south park.

Black Crimson says:
No, in the movie, Stan says "Holy shit, dude".

Zèro says:
I know... But I used a line from Ugly Betty. And I found this funny name on failblog.

Black Crimson says:
Oh, shite.

Zèro says:
I loled at the name

Black Crimson says:
TACOS

Zèro says:
Are you on failblog?

Black Crimson says:
yeah.

Zèro says:
yup.

Black Crimson says:
mhmm

Zèro says:
All these fails prove how stupid some people can be.

Black Crimson says:
mhmm
[link]

Zèro says:
=3
What... the heck?

Black Crimson says:
hee

Zèro says:
It's good art.

Black Crimson says:
yup

Zèro says:
[link] This artist's art is SOOOOOOOO cute. It makes my head explode =3

Black Crimson says:
No, thanks.

Zèro says:
awww... He's a pokemon artist... and if I recall... You have a stamp that says you love pokemon AND pikachu. =3

Black Crimson says:
I've seen better then.

Zèro says:
? lol

Black Crimson says:
I've seen better art, dude. Though the picture of pikachu in an orange version of kyle's hat's cute.


Zèro says:
? Show me.

Black Crimson says:
[link]

Zèro says:
Oh yeah... My faves are the PMD Meteor comic pages he made. They make my head explode in cuteness.

Black Crimson says:
*twitch*

Zèro says:
?
Black Crimson says:
I prefer the undead.

Zèro says:
JUST LIKE LUCAS!!! Well... World of Warcraft undead.

Black Crimson says:
Resident Evil/Hellsing undead personally.
ALUCARD KICKS ASS!
(my sister's all "OBJECTION!")

Zèro says:
I'm going to allow it. t the objection.
Tell yo sis that you got my approval.

Black Crimson says:
I don't get it...

Zèro says:
If you watched Intolerrable Cruelty you'd get it.
a bit

Black Crimson says:
We don't.

Zèro says:
ok... Well... It started when your sister said Objection. I became the judge and overruled the objection.

Black Crimson says:
No, we're talking about Phoenix Wright Ace Attourney.

Zèro says:
oh... My brain's fried.

Black Crimson says:
I can see that.
"OBJECTION! it's over-fried".

Zèro says:
..... lol

Black Crimson says:
lol

Zèro says:
My brain feels weird.

Black Crimson says:
what do you mean?

Zèro says:
I don't know.
LOL

Black Crimson says:
mhmm...

Zèro says:
I need help.

Black Crimson says:
What was your first clue?

Zèro says:
clue? what?

Black Crimson says:
That you need help.

Zèro says:
First: teh objection.

Black Crimson says:
*thunk* NOT what I meant. It was sarcastic.

Zèro says:
oh...

Black Crimson says:
Yeah.

Zèro says:
I feel like an idiot.

Black Crimson says:
Don't, a lot of people never get my sarcasm.

Zèro says:
When you type it no one can.

Black Crimson says:
Nope.

Zèro says:
yup.

Black Crimson says:
[link]

Zèro says:
*clap clap*

Black Crimson says:
( both of us are all "hee hee hee hee hee" )

Zèro says:
?
lol

Black Crimson says:
[link]

Zèro says:
Can I ask why are you showing me this?
these*

Black Crimson says:
Becc and me are laughing at them.

Zèro says:
oh.

Black Crimson says:
[link]
Ohhh... Uhh.. you there?

Zèro says:
Yup... I am

Black Crimson says:
Why aren't you talking?

Zèro says:
My last word was oh.
[link] and I think this is cute!!! X3
I wanna dance!!! but I can't!!! lol

Black Crimson says:
*twitch twitch* just put boxers over your head and no one will know it's you.

Zèro says:
.... I'm in my room... alone... looking at cute comics and pictures... and wanting to have a job with an evil boss so I can have an excuse to beak into their appartment and call it "Beelzebub's lair"
...in a scottish accent

Black Crimson says:
okeedokee then.

Zèro says:
"I can't believe we're actually in Satin's chamber. Beelzebub's lair!" I'd lol at myself

Black Crimson says:
Okeedokee then...
OBJECTION!

Zèro says:
OVERRULED!

Black Crimson says:
NEVAAAAH!

Zèro says:
LIIIIIIIIIIES!!!

Black Crimson says:
YOU DENY THE TRUTH????

Zèro says:
YUUUSH!!!
lol

Black Crimson says:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
(OBJECTION)

Zèro says:
LIES!!! I... AM THE TRUTH!!!

Black Crimson says:
OJBECTION! (the whole courtroom)

Zèro says:
...... meh crep!

Black Crimson says:
*what??*

Zèro says:
Y'all objected
wait... who is "The whole courtroom"?

Black Crimson says:
No, what did you say?

Zèro says:
Meh crep?

Black Crimson says:
The whole courtroom objected your remark.

Zèro says:
Translated: Aw crap.

Black Crimson says:
yeah, what's that supposed to mean. HOLY SHIT SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE POCKY!

Zèro says:
POCKY!!!
X3

Black Crimson says:
WHO IN THE COURTROOM IS EATING POCKY AND NOT SHARING?
(sorry!)

Zèro says:
lol

Black Crimson says:
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE!

Zèro says:
YAY!!! X3

Black Crimson says:
(nevaaah! objection! I never had pocky!! Wait...)

Zèro says:
...

Black Crimson says:
...

Zèro says:
What?

Black Crimson says:
(OBJECTION!) DENIED!

Zèro says:
W00T!!!

Black Crimson says:
lol
(the only pocky I have is strawberry)

Zèro says:
oooooooooooh! Sutraberii

Black Crimson says:
Idiot.

Zèro says:
?

Black Crimson says:
THE DEFENDENT GOES TO JAIL FOR IDIOCY!

Zèro says:
WHY ME!?!?! T_T

Black Crimson says:
HAMMOND!!

Zèro says:
HAM!!! YAY!!!

Black Crimson says:
moron.

Zèro says:
? awww.

Black Crimson says:
[link]

Zèro says:
You speak "Hammond"? WELL I SPEAK CUTENESS!!! BEAT THAT!!!

Black Crimson says:
Hammond is cute.

Zèro says:
Buizelknight's art is adorable.

Black Crimson says:
*twitch*

Zèro says:
?

Black Crimson says:
Richard Hammond's adorabler!

Zèro says:
lies. He can't make teh cute grin or trun cooking into a ritual.

Black Crimson says:
Oh?

Zèro says:
...........................

Black Crimson says:
you'll see.
clicky clicky on piccy.

Zèro says:
...

Black Crimson says:
lol
(OBJECTION! OBJECTION!)

Zèro says:
WHAT!!! WHO SCREAMS "OBJECTION"!?!?!

Black Crimson says:
My sister.
The witness
[link]

Zèro says:
Vhat have you witnessed, Countess Rebecca?

Black Crimson says:
this guy.

Zèro says:
... Okay.

Black Crimson says:
(hey! I didn't say that! OBJECTION!)
Okay, then who DID witness this guy?
(I DID! wait..)

Zèro says:
Zie countess has spoke!

Black Crimson says:
*roflmfao* (*roflmfao*)

Zèro says:
"Roflmfao"? lol

Black Crimson says:
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off.

Zèro says:
oh...

Black Crimson says:
(*whispering to me* what did he do anyways?)
*whispering back* idiocy in the third degree.
(I see)
*giggling* (*giggling*)

Zèro says:
*kneels* Countess Rebecca. I am honored to be in your presence.

Black Crimson says:
(Whaaa?)

Zèro says:
lol

Black Crimson says:
*laughter* (*laughter*)
(I thought I was a witness)

Zèro says:
You are.

Black Crimson says:
(Then... whaa?)

Zèro says:
It'd be better if you are a countess.

Black Crimson says:
She's my sister.

Zèro says:
Then you can be the count.

Black Crimson says:
I'M A GIRL!

Zèro says:
Princess then.
lol

Black Crimson says:
I hates u.
(OBJECTION! NO LOLSPEAK IN COURT!)

Zèro says:
I know =3
We're going to allow it.

Black Crimson says:
OBJECTION! (OBJECTION!)

Zèro says:
What?

Black Crimson says:
we're not going to allow it! I'm the justice! (no idea)

Zèro says:
But you started the lolspeak

Black Crimson says:
[link]
(DID NOT!) OBJECTION!
You've gotta read this, dude.

Zèro says:
I'm still wondering what the hell this is.
And Lucas wants to be part of this objection thing.

Black Crimson says:
Phoenix Wright or Less! It's from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney.
Sure! Let 'im in!

Warlock has been added to the conversation.

Black Crimson says:
HAI! (edlo!)
OBJECTION!

Warlock says:
neeeeeeeish

Zèro says:
LIES!!!

Black Crimson says:
(Now what is he put on trial for?)
Guilty by accomplice

Zèro says:
ONII-CHAN!!! WHYYYYYY!?!?!

Warlock says:
i'd laugh if one of u puts me as a lawer

Black Crimson says:
YOU'RE ON TRIAL, TOO! (For STUPIDITY IN THE THIRD DEGREE!)

Zèro says:
Lies onii-chan... Liiiiiiiiessss

Black Crimson says:
(No, he not can has lawyer) WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LOLSPEAK!?

Zèro says:
YOU STARTED TEH LOL SPEAK

Warlock says:
O.o

Black Crimson says:
(I'm the witness, I can has lolspeak!) OBJECTION!

Warlock says:
overruled

Zèro says:
... ¬_¬

Black Crimson says:
(*wheezing with laughter* This is YOUR courtroom, justice!)
YOU CAN'T OVERRULE MY OBJECTION! YOU'RE ON THE STAND!
(Yes he can! You see? OBJECTION! wait...)

Zèro says:
ONII-CHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!

Warlock says:
yes
I didn't kill anybody!!! All I did was play Evil GunZ!!!

Black Crimson says:
I SAID NO LOLSPEAK!!!!!
(too bad!)
WATCH YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I SEND YOU TO JAIL!

Zèro says:
Evil GunZ isn't lol speak

Black Crimson says:
(Hey! I'm you witness! And your sister!)

Zèro says:
it's a game
YOU GO COUNTESS!!!

Warlock says:
neish...

Black Crimson says:
Your verdict, Warlock, is GUILTY BY ACCOMPLICE FOR GROSS IDIOCY IN THE THIRD DEGREE! anything to add, countess? (And lolspeak in the courtroom)

Warlock says:
uhhh is yaoi avalible...?

Black Crimson says:
OBJECTION!
(No! Why would you even think of that!?)

Zèro says:
Neish and Evil GunZ isn't lol speak... BLASPHEMY!!! HE SCREAMED THE Y WORD
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

Warlock says:
bleed my heart baby!!!

Black Crimson says:
FOUND GUILTY! YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN EIGHT MONTHS WITHOUT COMPUTER!
BOTH OF YOU!

Zèro says:
Sorry onii-chan. They hate the Y word... WHAT!?!?!

Warlock says:
rag the skeesh!! *hic*

Black Crimson says:
(and also! No yaoi for eight months!!)

Warlock says:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Black Crimson says:
NO ALCOHOL IN MY COURTROOM!

Warlock says:
I SAW CONFERENCE!!!

Black Crimson says:
I DON'T CARE! (*whaat???*)
(from the jury stand: OBJECTION!)

Zèro says:
ONII-CHAN!!! YOU'RE KILLING MY BRO!!! HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YAOI!!!

Warlock says:
who does the ol' geisha!!!???

Zèro says:
I DO!!!

Warlock says:
I'm sorry!!!

Black Crimson says:
(HOW CAN YOU SAY THERE'S NO ALCOHOL IN THE COURTROOM?! oh damn, I've got to hide my booze!)
I OBJECT!

Zèro says:
Zie countess is an alcoholic?

Warlock says:
i'm sorry manga gave time over front...!!

Zèro says:
ONII-CHAN!!! THAT'S PROFANITY

Black Crimson says:
NO iPODS IN COURT! (WHAAT???)

Zèro says:
But it doesn't end in not guilty... what?

Black Crimson says:
The witness will put away her iPod.

Zèro says:
ZIE COUNTESS HAS AN iPOD!?!?! WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE COUNTESS!?!?!

Black Crimson says:
(nevaaaaaaaaarrr!!) I'll send you to mom! (but... but... nevaaaarr! *exploding ipod)
MOOOOM! SHE WON'T PUT HER IPOD AWAY!!!

Warlock says:
*sings* put a room on your shneh!!

Zèro says:
NO!!!

Black Crimson says:
(MY iPOD EXPLODED!!)
(OBJECTION!) ON WHAT GROUNDS? (the.. courtroom.. grounds...)

Zèro says:
NOOOOOOOO!!! COUNTESS!!!
Touché Lu-kun.

Black Crimson says:
(*Jury giggles a little*)

Warlock says:
umm countess?

Black Crimson says:
(whuuuh?)
(uhmm whuuh?)

Zèro says:
Yes... I call Rebecca zie countess

Black Crimson says:
(WHAAAT? TELL MEEEE!!)

Warlock says:
*sings* come here get down and birthday evening eat 'em! hang up she talks to em! come here she leaves!

Zèro says:
What the hell?

Black Crimson says:
(anyways, what do we have on stupidity in the third degree?) (Jury: "GUILTY") OBJECTION! wait...

Zèro says:
WHAT!?!?! I'M A PRIEST!!! YOU CAN'T CLAIM I'M GUILTY!!!

Black Crimson says:
CHILD RAPIST! (yes you are!!)

Warlock says:
he's a priest?

Zèro says:
Yes I am
I have a prayer ribbon

Black Crimson says:
(Really? He is? I never knew that!) I OBJECT! (HE'S STILL GUILTY!)

Zèro says:
WHAT!?!?!

Black Crimson says:
CAN'T I HAVE A SAY IN MY OWN COURTROOM??

Warlock says:
well why am I here...? is it a crime to use magic in a private area...?

Zèro says:
NO!!!

Black Crimson says:
(NO!) I hate you, Kenny.

Zèro says:
And yes you can have a say Luckey

Black Crimson says:
(from somewhere in the Jury: "mmphm!")
You, Warlock, are guilty of guilty by accomplice of idiocy in the third degree. *evil laugh* (AND ALCOHOL!) yessss (*sip sip*)

Zèro says:
*belches loudly* I DO believe the countess gave me indegestion!
rofl

Black Crimson says:
(Whaaat? How? FALSE VERDICT!)

Zèro says:
You haven't been digested

Warlock says:
well put a roof on your ship!! *HIK* WO000T

Black Crimson says:
(I'M STILL HERE MORON!)

Zèro says:
I know =3

Black Crimson says:
OB... wait...
WHAT DOES THE JURY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THESE TWO IDIOTS?
(in unison: I OBJECT) (is that even a proper verdict?)

Zèro says:
....... PRIESTS CAN'T BE IDIOTS!!! I OBJECT

Black Crimson says:
(*whispers to Warlock* do you have any beer left? I ran out!) IRAN? WHERE? KILL THE TERRORISTS!
(neveeeeeeerrr!!!!)

Zèro says:
?

Warlock says:
*whispers back* it's under there..

Black Crimson says:
FINAL VERDICT: WE'RE ALL IDOTS! SEND US ALL TO JAIL! (*thanks*)

Zèro says:
DON'T SEND US TO JAIL!!!
WE'RE TOO CUTE TO BE INPRISSONED!!!

Black Crimson says:
(BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BOOZE?)
Well, someone's a prison bitch!

Warlock says:
shnosh

Black Crimson says:
(all the jury: OBJECTION!)

Zèro says:
Yeah. Zie countess should have booze.
LIES!!!

Black Crimson says:
(THERE SHOULD BE A BAR HERE)
GOD, END THIS TRAIL ALL READY! (NEVAR!)

Zèro says:
DAMN RIGHT!!!
WE SHALL END THIS TRAIL!

Warlock says:
more than i'm mo dais I

Zèro says:
THIS... IS... INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

Black Crimson says:
FINAL VERDICT: IDOCY IS NOT A CRIME, WE'RE ALL FREE TO GO.

Zèro says:
YAY!!! =3

Black Crimson says:
madness? THIS IS MY COURTROOM!
(no it's not. it's mom's) DAMN IT!

Warlock says:
more than i'm gonna KISS YA!! HANDS YOU!!!

Zèro says:
Yay! =3

Black Crimson says:
(WE SHOULD GO TO A BAR FOR VICTORY!) NO ONE WON! (I WON) NO YOU DIDN'T! (*crying* yes I did...)
Why is the defendent singing?
('cuz he wants to)

Zèro says:
PEOPLE!!! TONIGHT!!! WE DINE!!! AT HOOTERS!!!

Black Crimson says:
STOP RAPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! I BEG YOU!! T__T

Warlock says:
sleep with me i'm no too young

Zèro says:
EAT FROM THEM... EVERYTHING!!! AND TIP THEM... NOTHING!!! And the defendant is speaking Backwards

Black Crimson says:
(I am)

Zèro says:
LET'S GO TO HOOTERS!!!

Black Crimson says:
NO! I WORK THERE... I MEAN... shit.

Warlock says:
*moon walks out of the cort room*

Black Crimson says:
GET BACK HERE DEFENDENT!

Zèro says:
ONII-CHAN!!!

Black Crimson says:
(I HAVE BEER!!)

Warlock says:
*spins around and moon walks back*

Black Crimson says:
*suppressing a laugh*

Zèro says:
lol

Black Crimson says:
(HE'S AFTER MY BEER!)
(*runs around in circles*)

Zèro says:
ONII-CHAN!!! DON'T STEAL THE COUNTESS' BEER!!!

Black Crimson says:
GET BACK TO THE WITNESS STAND YOU IDIOT!

Warlock says:
*moon walks after the countess*

Black Crimson says:
(Okay!!)
(*throws a beer bottle at him*)

Zèro says:
I'll save you countess!!! *dives towards her*

Black Crimson says:
YOU'LL GET BEANED IN THE HEAD MORON! DUCK!
(*looks around* whaat? OH SHIT!)

Zèro says:
COUNTESS!!!

Black Crimson says:
TODAY'S VERDICT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER: 8! (that's not a letter) THIS IS MY COURTROOM BITCH! (no it's not! IT'S MOM'S!) GODDAMNIT!

Zèro says:
GO COUNTESS!!!

Warlock says:
DANCE BITCH!!!

Black Crimson says:
(thank yeh!)
NO!

Zèro says:
W00T!!!

Black Crimson says:
(HERE'S BEER!)

Warlock says:
*snatches and chugs*

Zèro says:
Velcome countess. *kisses countess' hand*

Black Crimson says:
(MY BEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!)
(HELP ME SAVE ME FROM THIS PERSON MANIAC!)

Zèro says:
Who?

Black Crimson says:
GET OFF HER DEFENDENT NUMBER ONE!

Zèro says:
?

Warlock says:
*moon walks out of the court room while drinking beer*

Black Crimson says:
DON'T TOUCH THE WITNESS!

Zèro says:
Who's defendant #1? ME!?!?!

Black Crimson says:
YES!

Zèro says:
It's just a polite kiss on the hand!

Black Crimson says:
The second defendent's the idiot moon walking over there.
DON'T TOUCH MY LITTLE SISTER!

Zèro says:
lol

Black Crimson says:
(*looks at hand* is there... lipstick.. on my hand?)

Warlock says:
W00T!!! * is out of the court room*

Zèro says:
nope. I'm a dude

Black Crimson says:
GET BACK HERE DEFENDENT NUMBER TWO! *runs after him*

Zèro says:
only gals and drags wear lipstick. If Onii-chan leaves then I'm going to hooters!

Black Crimson says:
(NO! There's lipstick on my f**king hand! Or is that lipbalm?)

Zèro says:
*goes to Hooters*

Black Crimson says:
NO SWEARING IN MY COURTROOM!

Zèro says:
I'M NOT A DRAG!!!

Black Crimson says:
(CLOSE THE COURT DOWN!!)
NO!! THE TRIAL'S NOT OVER YET! (*locks the jury in the room*)

Zèro says:
w what?

Warlock says:
noooooo! *moon walks out of the winow*

Black Crimson says:
...*blink blink*

Zèro says:
What shall we do countess?

Black Crimson says:
(*dives through broken window* WOO TIME TO GET BEER!)
WE'RE TEN STORIES UP YOU IDIOT!

Zèro says:
We shall countess!

Black Crimson says:
(then howcome I'm still alive?)
You're not.

Zèro says:
WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! *jumps out window* WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
lol

Black Crimson says:
(Oh, that's interesting. TIME TO GET BEER!)
ohh... idiocy abounds.

Warlock says:
*moon walks to the elevator and moon walks inside*

Zèro says:
YOU GO M.J!!!

Black Crimson says:
The courtroom's been locked, and the idiot grabbing a beer is halfway down the street with the key. (HEY!!)
(*throws beer bottles and hits the Justice in the head*)
HEY!!

Zèro says:
RUN LUCAS!!! RUNNNNNN!!!
Well now what?

Warlock says:
woo!!! *falls off the building*

Zèro says:
ONII-CHAAAAAAAN!!!

Black Crimson says:
....
okay.. my job's done.

Zèro says:
?

Black Crimson says:
(woooooo) SHUT UP DEAD PERSON! (neveeeeerr!)

Warlock says:
i'm outty

Warlock has left the conversation.

Zèro says:
Onii-chan left.

Black Crimson says:
I saw that.

Zèro says:
NOW IT'S THE THREE OF US!!!

Black Crimson says:
He jumped off the building.
(I'M STILL ALIIIIIIVEE!)

Zèro says:
Come on countess. Let's go to hooters.
You can come too. Lu-kun
I'm bored

Black Crimson says:
No.

Zèro says:
ok.

Black Crimson says:
No hooters, I'm good. *also, my boss will fire me*

Zèro says:
Boss?

Black Crimson says:
NOTHING