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Some say that:
He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
His skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
He is scared of bells.
He was raised by wolves.
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
He has no understanding of clouds.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His heart ticks like a watch.
He appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after him.
He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
He is terrified of ducks.
His voice can only be heard by cats.
He has two sets of knees.
He can swim seven lengths underwater.
He has webbed buttocks.
He can melt concrete on contact.
He blinks this way. (Clarkson closing his thumb and forefinger on both held-up hands -- a reference to Men in Black)
His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be.
He once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott (referring to Prescott's recent admission that he had had an affair with one of his secretaries).
He has a digital face.
He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
His genitals are on upside down.
If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
He invented Branston Pickle.
He is the green giant's dad
His scrotem has it's own gravity field.
He's able to score 190 on a dart board with 3 darts
He can slam a revolving door
He thought Star Wars was a documentary
He picks his nose with a corkscrew
He thinks the credit crunch is some kind of cerial
...
All we know is
...
He's called the stig!
hee hee hee
'webbed buttocks'
ANYHOO
I don't own top gear, the stig, or anything like that. I'm just a rabid Hamster/Top Gear fangirl.
yeah...
*cough*
Top Gear (c)...
uhhh...
Whoever owns it I suppose.
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:iconprestonthecarartist:
prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Student Photographer
Hehe!
love stiggy!
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student Writer
Y'gotta, y'know?
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:iconprestonthecarartist:
prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student Photographer
its required!
and if you dont the government will take you to a "safe location"
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student Writer
Uh huh, with lots of gun.
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prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Student Photographer
hehe, yep.
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Student Writer
*nods*
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its-so-FLUFFY211 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012
LOL webbed butt :rofl:
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Student Writer
Lulz, I don't even remember that one.
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its-so-FLUFFY211 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
XD
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Student Writer
Hell, I don't remember any of 'em. It's been that long since I've seen Top Gear.
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its-so-FLUFFY211 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
Yeah... I remember one about ducks
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student Writer
The only thing crossing my mind at this point is "YAAAAAY! DUCKS!" Does that make me weird?
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its-so-FLUFFY211 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
Nah. When I see a toy shop, I say "WOOOT! PLAYMOBIL!"
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student Writer
^_^ good to hear.
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:iconits-so-fluffy211:
its-so-FLUFFY211 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
:stigdotdotdot: LOL!
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Student Writer
:iconstigdotdotdotplz: thank you
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summerday27 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL,The Stig sayings never gets old.
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:iconraymansnumberonefan:
RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011  Student Writer
Nope, never.
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summerday27 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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Mastermond Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
Some say, he stays crunchy in milk.
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student Writer
Lol, that's funny.
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AustraliumSiren Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
The BBC owns it. =)

Anyway, some say you did a great job writing all this stuff down :XD:
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Student Writer
:XD:
Took me a good long time.
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AustraliumSiren Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I can imagine :XD:
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Student Writer
Lots of research, too.
Am I a nerd for liking to do research?
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:iconaustraliumsiren:
AustraliumSiren Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
No, you're not =)
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Student Writer
Well, I don't mind if I'm a nerd. I'd rather like to be classified as something besides 'freakishly goth outcast'.
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AustraliumSiren Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol. ok, if you want to be a nerd, be my guest, I don't mind =D
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RaymansNumberOneFan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Student Writer
HOORAY! lookit me I'm white and nerdy! *dances to said song*
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