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Retarded quiz... I'm 100%

Wed Dec 17, 2008, 3:50 PM
  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: My iPod, what else?
  • Reading: The Utah Driver's Handbook
  • Watching: Galaxy Quest FTW!
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
  • Eating: Sour Cherry Bombs
  • Drinking: coffee
PLEASE BE HONEST ^^

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] You sometimes dont understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15 [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

19. [x]You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz

20. [x]You just checked to see if there wasnt a number 13




So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

Post on your siggy "I am __ % Retarted" and add the link next to it.

Devious Comments

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:iconalbinobunny:
lol thats funny, ooo i've never stepped on a flat iron.....but i have stepped on a pin cushion XP
:iconraymansnumberonefan:
close enough. But, seriously, I've done all these things.

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"It was Mrs. Peacock who stole the lead pipe, at noon on
Thursday, from the hardware store, to fix the plumbing in her bathroom."
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I am 100% retarded --> [link]
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Don't ask. Just don't ask.
:iconmissyzero:
Anyone can make these mistakes anytime, they don't make you retarded, it means you're just not that observant. >8

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"Yeah yeah, shut up and eat your jello."
:iconalbinobunny:
i've done about half of those things lol
:iconxiaolin-kirby-fan:
i highly doubt number twenty makes you retarded :D i highly doubt any of these make anyone retarded.

i didn't notice there was a number 13 either :rofl:

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bet you five cookies youre reading this sig! ;p and dragriff made my avvie BTW

if you believe that rayman games should never, ever, EVER feature rabbids again, copy this into your sig. :fork:

stay odd ;)
:iconraymansnumberonefan:
Congrats!

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"It was Mrs. Peacock who stole the lead pipe, at noon on
Thursday, from the hardware store, to fix the plumbing in her bathroom."
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I am 100% retarded --> [link]
--
Don't ask. Just don't ask.
:iconraymansnumberonefan:
I just think it's funny, plus, I don't mind calling myself a retard.

--
"It was Mrs. Peacock who stole the lead pipe, at noon on
Thursday, from the hardware store, to fix the plumbing in her bathroom."
--
I am 100% retarded --> [link]
--
Don't ask. Just don't ask.
:iconraymansnumberonefan:
Retard is just another word for 'goofus', and that's what I am.

--
"It was Mrs. Peacock who stole the lead pipe, at noon on
Thursday, from the hardware store, to fix the plumbing in her bathroom."
--
I am 100% retarded --> [link]
--
Don't ask. Just don't ask.
:iconraymansnumberonefan:
lol!

--
"It was Mrs. Peacock who stole the lead pipe, at noon on
Thursday, from the hardware store, to fix the plumbing in her bathroom."
--
I am 100% retarded --> [link]
--
Don't ask. Just don't ask.

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